The Kind Of Crushing Defeat Often Reserved For Bowl Video games — See Additionally

Namechecked: The NCAA unanimously lost its Supreme Court case, but along the way Justice Gropey McKegstand pointed out that the “NCAA is not above the law,” which is true but a weird thing to say. They’re an athletic sanctioning body and we’re a legal industry news source. Were people really confused?

Raises: Oh, don’t worry, these are still happening. McKool, MoFo, Sidley, S&C, Irell, Latham, Keker, Cahill, Weil, Covington, Choate, and Clifford Chance. Kellogg Hansen and Desmarais even went a bit over the grid.

Missing Out: Here are the firms that haven’t matched yet.

Respect Mah Authoritah: Prosecutor learns that AR-15 couple don’t so much respect law and order as they respect crapping on anyone who questions them.

Good Work If You Can Get It: If you become a political lightning rod, you don’t have to follow ethical rules anymore. At least that’s DC’s take.